"Korki są po to żeby mieć czas na medytację."
"Dżentelmeńska umowa: lejemy do umywalki, prawda?"
"Cartman, you're farting fire!"
"Wieczorem zachciało mi się lodów."
"Kto w całej parafii ma najwięcej pornografii?"
"Palenie jest równie seksowne jak puszczanie bąków."
"I gdy wszystko szło tak spoko,
Nie dojechał na czas Rocco."
"-Musimy pokonać krasnoludy.
-To my jesteśmy krasnoludy."
"Bolesne swędzenie odbytu, szaleństwo, śmierć i cuchnący oddech."
"Oddech świeży, ślidziowy."
sobota, 5 grudnia 2009
Wybór tekstów poniekąd kultowych #1
Kolekcja całkowicie prywatna
Mieszanka lekko chaotyczna
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- What is the meaning of life?
- 42
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Pain is a judgemental word people put on energy.
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Feelings burried alive never die.
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Nicht schießen! Ich bin gut Kinder in Hitlerjugend!
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Arctic. Twoja Woda, twój Dzień. Mit Gas, naturlich.
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-Was ist Knoblauch?
-Knoblauch ist Knoblauch.
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-Molestował pan te dzieci?
-Skądże.
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Kto w całej parafii ma najwięcej pornografii.
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I gdy wszystko szło tak spoko,
Nie dojechał na czas Rocco.
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Pierdolnijcie tą robotę bo się zarobita. Z tych roślinek co sadzicie to wiecie co będzie? To huj wielki będzie.
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Kiedy tatuś zrobi dziubek to nie ma chuja we wsi.
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-Do kurwy nędzy... - wyszeptał Bóg.
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I go where I please and I please where I go.
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Nikt nigdy nie udowodnił, że życie jest na serio.
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People carry wounds. But hey decorate their wounds with flowers.
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So for the question if there is free will or not, the answer is yes and no.
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42 is the meaning of life.
piątek, 20 lutego 2009
Ministrant -PSPK
Polski Słownik Popkulturowy:
ministrant n. m.; pl. -anci chłopiec molestowany przez księdza
ministrant n. m.; pl. -anci chłopiec molestowany przez księdza
niedziela, 7 grudnia 2008
czwartek, 13 listopada 2008
It wasn't tantric. It was frantic.
OPRAH: No, what is tantric - you've been known for something called tantric sex. What is that?
STING: Well, it's been said that we make love for eight hours.
OPRAH: Yeah. It's been said.
TRUDIE: Five, I think.
STING: Was it?
TRUDIE: Let's not get carried away.
STING: I know eight. Eight.
OPRAH: No, eight, eight. I read eight.
STING: But it's not just having sex for eight hours. I mean, that would be ridiculous. No, there are deeper levels of connection you can have. You...
TRUDIE: Well, I'll handle this one.
STING: OK.
TRUDIE: You've got us into enough trouble in the past over this.
OPRAH: OK. OK.
TRUDIE: He's right. It's not five hours or seven hours of sex. It's five or six or seven hours of lovemaking. Now lovemaking to me is like a renewal of ourselves. So he'll maybe run a bath for me, and we'll have beautiful - the bathroom will be set with candles and essential oils and then he'll give me a massage.Then we'll look at each other in the eyes for a very long time, because don't forget, he travels a lot. He's away a lot. So when we come together, it's really a renewal of the day that we started our love affair. And I feel that very much. And so the connection that we have, the beingness that we have from being together, is as important as the sex act. So making love can go on for hours because we can be kissing each other still, after all these years, for hours. I love him still kissing me, and so I...
OPRAH: I'm getting just a little tingly hearing about it.
STING: So am I.
TRUDIE: Me, too.
OPRAH: No, no, really. I think, you know, something you said is really key, because over the years, I've watched couples like on this show and back a couple years ago when Phil was on, there are so many people who never look each other in the eye. They don't look each other in the eye. So you all make a conscious effort to do that, where you're just spending time looking into each other's eyes.
TRUDIE: To get out of the mind, to drop down into the heart space and be in each other's space. Yeah.
OPRAH: And so that's the first hour. We got seven hours to go.
TRUDIE: OK. So where were we?
STING: Then there's the movie, and the dinner.
TRUDIE: Were we kissing each other when I left off?
OPRAH: Yeah, you were kissing each other.
TRUDIE: Oh, OK.
OPRAH: So you still kiss a lot.
TRUDIE: Oh, for hours, yes.
OPRAH: You kiss for hours.
TRUDIE: We make out for hours in all the rooms in the house.
OPRAH: You do.
TRUDIE: Yeah. Many hours.
OPRAH: And where are the children?
STING: Running away.
http://www.sting.com/news/interview.php?uid=1653
STING: Well, it's been said that we make love for eight hours.
OPRAH: Yeah. It's been said.
TRUDIE: Five, I think.
STING: Was it?
TRUDIE: Let's not get carried away.
STING: I know eight. Eight.
OPRAH: No, eight, eight. I read eight.
STING: But it's not just having sex for eight hours. I mean, that would be ridiculous. No, there are deeper levels of connection you can have. You...
TRUDIE: Well, I'll handle this one.
STING: OK.
TRUDIE: You've got us into enough trouble in the past over this.
OPRAH: OK. OK.
TRUDIE: He's right. It's not five hours or seven hours of sex. It's five or six or seven hours of lovemaking. Now lovemaking to me is like a renewal of ourselves. So he'll maybe run a bath for me, and we'll have beautiful - the bathroom will be set with candles and essential oils and then he'll give me a massage.Then we'll look at each other in the eyes for a very long time, because don't forget, he travels a lot. He's away a lot. So when we come together, it's really a renewal of the day that we started our love affair. And I feel that very much. And so the connection that we have, the beingness that we have from being together, is as important as the sex act. So making love can go on for hours because we can be kissing each other still, after all these years, for hours. I love him still kissing me, and so I...
OPRAH: I'm getting just a little tingly hearing about it.
STING: So am I.
TRUDIE: Me, too.
OPRAH: No, no, really. I think, you know, something you said is really key, because over the years, I've watched couples like on this show and back a couple years ago when Phil was on, there are so many people who never look each other in the eye. They don't look each other in the eye. So you all make a conscious effort to do that, where you're just spending time looking into each other's eyes.
TRUDIE: To get out of the mind, to drop down into the heart space and be in each other's space. Yeah.
OPRAH: And so that's the first hour. We got seven hours to go.
TRUDIE: OK. So where were we?
STING: Then there's the movie, and the dinner.
TRUDIE: Were we kissing each other when I left off?
OPRAH: Yeah, you were kissing each other.
TRUDIE: Oh, OK.
OPRAH: So you still kiss a lot.
TRUDIE: Oh, for hours, yes.
OPRAH: You kiss for hours.
TRUDIE: We make out for hours in all the rooms in the house.
OPRAH: You do.
TRUDIE: Yeah. Many hours.
OPRAH: And where are the children?
STING: Running away.
http://www.sting.com/news/interview.php?uid=1653
A celebrated writer
"Here it is interesting to remark that if at the present time you were to ask
any of the beings there about this writer, he would certainly recognize his
name and speak of him as an extraordinary being.
"But if you went on to ask what he had written, it would turn out that most
of them, if of course they confessed the truth, had never read a single one of
his books.
"All the same they would talk about him and discuss him, and splutteringly
insist that he was a being with an unparalleled mind and a phenomenal
knowledge of the psyche of the beings dwelling on the planet Earth."
- G. I. Gurdjieff "Beelzebub's tales to his grandson"
any of the beings there about this writer, he would certainly recognize his
name and speak of him as an extraordinary being.
"But if you went on to ask what he had written, it would turn out that most
of them, if of course they confessed the truth, had never read a single one of
his books.
"All the same they would talk about him and discuss him, and splutteringly
insist that he was a being with an unparalleled mind and a phenomenal
knowledge of the psyche of the beings dwelling on the planet Earth."
- G. I. Gurdjieff "Beelzebub's tales to his grandson"
Sectarians
I might mention that the beings of your planet have yet
another particularity that long ago became proper to them alone, which
consists in this, that no sooner does some new 'havatviernoni,' or 'religion,'
arise among them than its followers begin to split up into different camps,
and each of these soon forms what is called a 'sect' of its own The strangest
thing about this particularity of theirs is that those who belong to such a sect
never call themselves 'sectarians,' as the name is considered offensive, they
are called this only by those who do not belong to their sect And the
adherents of a sect are 'sectarians' for others only as long as they have no
'guns' and 'ships' at their disposal, but as soon as they get hold of enough guns
and ships, what had been a particular sectarian doctrine at once becomes the
dominant religion.
- G. I. Gurdjieff "Beelzebub's tales to his grandson"
another particularity that long ago became proper to them alone, which
consists in this, that no sooner does some new 'havatviernoni,' or 'religion,'
arise among them than its followers begin to split up into different camps,
and each of these soon forms what is called a 'sect' of its own The strangest
thing about this particularity of theirs is that those who belong to such a sect
never call themselves 'sectarians,' as the name is considered offensive, they
are called this only by those who do not belong to their sect And the
adherents of a sect are 'sectarians' for others only as long as they have no
'guns' and 'ships' at their disposal, but as soon as they get hold of enough guns
and ships, what had been a particular sectarian doctrine at once becomes the
dominant religion.
- G. I. Gurdjieff "Beelzebub's tales to his grandson"
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